Behaves
EUHN
Yo Shawty
EUHN
Yo Shawty
What you doing to me?
[chorus]
Damn girl – let me see how that ass behaves
Ass behaves ass behaves
Damn girl – let me see how that ass behaves
Ass behaves ass behaves
[verse: 1]
1 o’clock and shakin nonstop
I just lookin’ at you and it makin me pop
Baby girl you got a badass piece
I gotta rent that one out
Maybe take out a lease, y’all
[chorus]
Damn girl – let me see how that ass behaves
Ass behaves ass behaves
Damn girl – let me see how that ass behaves
Ass behaves ass behaves
[verse: 2]
Got dem tiny ass shawts
And honey girl you fillin’ them lots,
Naughty girl, booty wavin’ at me
Yo ass so bad
It in a penitensharee - AYYO
[chorus]
Damn girl – let me see how that ass behaves
Ass behaves ass behaves
Damn girl – let me see how that ass behaves
Ass behaves ass behaves
[verse: 3]
Wiggle it round on the club floor
You pushing it back, baby push it some mo’
DAMN that tush be dangerous
Damn!
Dangerous!
When you walk it like that – BEHAVES!
When you shake it like that - BEHAVES!
When you move me like that – BEHAVES!
Where’d you get dem shorts?
*Note: if you are a big hip hop producer and want to turn my song into your next big thing, I want royalties dawg. Blap blap!
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Geekiest Ad Critique Ever
...and totally hilarious. I have nothing to add here. I'll just cut and paste.
I laughed for half an hour (ok, maybe more. Maybe I'm still laughing and I saw this three hours ago).
More copywriter humour.
Source: Adland
...and totally hilarious. I have nothing to add here. I'll just cut and paste.
I laughed for half an hour (ok, maybe more. Maybe I'm still laughing and I saw this three hours ago).
More copywriter humour.
That Headline Doesn't Mean What You Think It Means
According to Wikipedia:
"A redshirt is a stock character, used frequently in science fiction but also in other genres, whose purpose is to die soon after being introduced, thus indicating the dangerous circumstances faced by the main characters. The term comes from the science fiction television series Star Trek, in which security officers wear red shirts and are often killed on missions under the aforementioned circumstances."
According to Wikipedia:
"A redshirt is a stock character, used frequently in science fiction but also in other genres, whose purpose is to die soon after being introduced, thus indicating the dangerous circumstances faced by the main characters. The term comes from the science fiction television series Star Trek, in which security officers wear red shirts and are often killed on missions under the aforementioned circumstances."
Source: Adland
Monday, August 27, 2007
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
I Can Relate, Buddy
The blobfish (Psychrolutes marcidus) is a fish that inhabits the deep waters off the coasts of Australia and Tasmania. Due to the inaccessibility of its habitat, it is rarely seen by humans.
Blobfish are found at depths where the pressure is several dozens of times higher than at sea level, which would likely make gas bladders inefficient. To remain buoyant, the flesh of the blobfish is primarily a gelatinous mass with a density slightly less than water; this allows the fish to float above the sea floor without expending energy on swimming. The relative lack of muscle is not a disadvantage as it primarily swallows edible matter that floats by in front it.
Thursday, August 16, 2007
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
Deseas Papas Fritas Con Eso?
Those who call themselves "real travelers" all do it: pass judgement on those who, for whatever reason, opt for McDonald's on vacation. It's like the cardinal wrong. You would be better received back home after your trip by some people I know if you told them that you'd eaten some endangered species on vacation than eaten in a McDonald's.
Well in your face, Lonely Planet thumping bastards.
It turns out, in fact, that the very FIRST thing you should do is go to a McDonald's. It's like going to a grocery store on vacation (which, incidentally, I love to do. Best insight into the day-to-day of a culture isn't its museums but its grocery stores. And for those that care, I just had a personal epiphany as to why I'm in advertising. And not archaeology. Which was clearly my first choice.)
These are from an article on the cultural idiosyncracies of the McDonald's McEmpire. And some of them are effin McFascinating. For example:
In Japan, you can partake in a Koroke Burger (mashed potato, cabbage and katsu sauce)
Canada's McLobster gets my personal "get that the hell away from me" award. I saw them advertised on my roadtrip around Nova Scotia. They looked unappealing then, and that hasn't changed. If you've tried one and liked it, use my comments section to defend yourself.
In Hong Kong, you can buy a Rice Burger, where the burgers are in between, not burger buns, but two patties of glutinous rice.
And finally - in Uruguay, you can order a hamburger topped with a fried egg. Ok, not so cool.
But it's called the McHuevo! SO Cool. SO my 'shout it off a cliff in Uruguay' word!
Here's a link to the full list. Read it, get back to me. In the meantime I'll be giggling at McHuevo.
Those who call themselves "real travelers" all do it: pass judgement on those who, for whatever reason, opt for McDonald's on vacation. It's like the cardinal wrong. You would be better received back home after your trip by some people I know if you told them that you'd eaten some endangered species on vacation than eaten in a McDonald's.
Well in your face, Lonely Planet thumping bastards.
It turns out, in fact, that the very FIRST thing you should do is go to a McDonald's. It's like going to a grocery store on vacation (which, incidentally, I love to do. Best insight into the day-to-day of a culture isn't its museums but its grocery stores. And for those that care, I just had a personal epiphany as to why I'm in advertising. And not archaeology. Which was clearly my first choice.)
These are from an article on the cultural idiosyncracies of the McDonald's McEmpire. And some of them are effin McFascinating. For example:
In Japan, you can partake in a Koroke Burger (mashed potato, cabbage and katsu sauce)
Canada's McLobster gets my personal "get that the hell away from me" award. I saw them advertised on my roadtrip around Nova Scotia. They looked unappealing then, and that hasn't changed. If you've tried one and liked it, use my comments section to defend yourself.
In Hong Kong, you can buy a Rice Burger, where the burgers are in between, not burger buns, but two patties of glutinous rice.
And finally - in Uruguay, you can order a hamburger topped with a fried egg. Ok, not so cool.
But it's called the McHuevo! SO Cool. SO my 'shout it off a cliff in Uruguay' word!
Here's a link to the full list. Read it, get back to me. In the meantime I'll be giggling at McHuevo.
Thursday, August 09, 2007
Shameless Displays of Lycra
Vixens.
Honestly, here they are being all "don't look at my body, look at my face".
Teases.
Don't they know that modesty is a huge turn on?
For more in the world of beach side feminine modesty, run (don't walk!) to THIS SITE.
Jezebels.
Vixens.
Honestly, here they are being all "don't look at my body, look at my face".
Teases.
Don't they know that modesty is a huge turn on?
For more in the world of beach side feminine modesty, run (don't walk!) to THIS SITE.
Jezebels.
Tuesday, August 07, 2007
The Soundtrack That Should Never Have Been
You know that feeling when you get to the airport, and that idea of going away - finally getting to get the hell out of Dodge - really sinks in? And you think to yourself how exciting and new everything suddenly feels. And you also think about what your soundtrack for this trip should be.
Frankfurt Airport decided to answer the latter question on behalf of the millions of people that file through it every year. The result - the one song I hope to never personally own as my traveling anthem. Ever.
Like, ever ever.
I mean - I would rather have All4One's 'I Swear' or The Golden Girls theme song as my traveling anthems. Especially that last one. It at least talks about traveling around the world and back again.
The lyrics:
You know that feeling when you get to the airport, and that idea of going away - finally getting to get the hell out of Dodge - really sinks in? And you think to yourself how exciting and new everything suddenly feels. And you also think about what your soundtrack for this trip should be.
Frankfurt Airport decided to answer the latter question on behalf of the millions of people that file through it every year. The result - the one song I hope to never personally own as my traveling anthem. Ever.
Like, ever ever.
I mean - I would rather have All4One's 'I Swear' or The Golden Girls theme song as my traveling anthems. Especially that last one. It at least talks about traveling around the world and back again.
The lyrics:
Just pack your bags and leave, tomorrow’s the big day
Destination Frankfurt, we’re on our way
to a city within a city and a hub full of streams
and impressions, like in our boldest dreams
Chorus
Baby if we try, we can ride across the sky
Heading for this growin’ airport city
Up the clouds along, where the winds ain’t strong
High above Frankfurt Airport City
Frankfurt Airport City
We’re close like never before, to the city you can’t ignore
Located right in the heart of Europe
And behind that significant horizon
It is Germany’s gateway to the world
Chorus
Baby if we try, we can ride across the sky
Heading for this growin’ airport city
Up the clouds along, where the winds ain’t strong
High above Frankfurt Airport City
Frankfurt Airport City
Solo
Chorus
Baby if we try, we can ride across the sky
Heading for this growin’ airport city
Up the clouds along, where the winds ain’t strong
High above Frankfurt Airport City
Frankfurt Airport City…
Destination Frankfurt, we’re on our way
to a city within a city and a hub full of streams
and impressions, like in our boldest dreams
Chorus
Baby if we try, we can ride across the sky
Heading for this growin’ airport city
Up the clouds along, where the winds ain’t strong
High above Frankfurt Airport City
Frankfurt Airport City
We’re close like never before, to the city you can’t ignore
Located right in the heart of Europe
And behind that significant horizon
It is Germany’s gateway to the world
Chorus
Baby if we try, we can ride across the sky
Heading for this growin’ airport city
Up the clouds along, where the winds ain’t strong
High above Frankfurt Airport City
Frankfurt Airport City
Solo
Chorus
Baby if we try, we can ride across the sky
Heading for this growin’ airport city
Up the clouds along, where the winds ain’t strong
High above Frankfurt Airport City
Frankfurt Airport City…
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