FACT: If Your Lawyer Looks More Like a Felon Than You Do, Abort!

Fact: You and Your Cat Should Never Have the Same Dentist

All Kitted Out

This is fantastic. But my question: why is he carrying a cat carrier if the cat resumes its position instinctively?

It simply doesn't make sense!




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Words that Practice What They Preach

Sesquipedalian:
Adjective meaning “polysyllabic,” or “long.”

Pushin' Always Makes For Good Eatin'

Obama Reveals His Cat Policy

Giant Rabbits Make My Life Better




And in case you think it's photoshopped, I give you video!

Something Visual to Cut the Copy

Commitment

I'm going to try it.
The first draft of my list of 10 places I want to see at this point in my life.
And it's not for you, it's for me. Although I'd like to hear your lists if you're so inclined.

Also. It's in no particular order. It took long enough to get this far and I'm old, weak, and tired from the attempt.

Now that I draft it, I realize that the first bit could actually be a little itinerary! Huzzah!

1. Argentina - Tierra del Fuego to Buenos Aires to Patagonia
2. ...To the Inca Trail, Cuzco & Macchu Picchu
3. ...To Colombia - Bogota and the Lost City Hike

Hopefully the drug lords, leftwing guerrillas, rightwing paramilitary, the police, & the army - all suspected of wrongdoing - won't prevent me from the next few.

4. Jordan - Petra & Wadi Rum
5. Egypt - tour the ancient cities: Saqqara, Edfu, Kom Ombo, Luxor
6. Laos/Cambodia - Angkor Wat
7. Indonesia
8. Madagascar & the pirate islands (Sainte Marie)
9. Turkey - Istanbul, Cappadocia, Olympus
10. Kenya - (must stay at the giraffe manor)

And there's the Smithsonian and Dia de los Muertos in Mexico.
Actually, specific festivals and landmarks are the next item of business.
This is complicated stuff.

Baby Twitter Poems III

"Butterdie"

On a silver tray did the butterflies play,
their grace was something to see.
But blind was I, so put my cup by
and crushed then under my tea

Baby Twitter Poems II

"4 is the loneliest"

There was a lonely time between 3 and 5 that knew not it was 4.

Baby Twitter Poems

Occasionally I writer Twitter poems.
Knowing that they won't get archived there, I'll collect them here:

"Ode To All Day Breakfast"

If breakfast is dinner and dinner is brunch,
Let's meat in the middle and have bacon for lunch.