Unintended for Children

A couple Saturdays ago I went to a great brainstorming course for to learn new ways of thinking. In the course of the..course...(guh)..we discussed the cyclical story approach: using the central focus of your brainstorm as a starting point, tell a story that eventually comes full circle. It's harder than it seems, and I've been playing around quite a bit with things I find on the street, people I know, and products I'm working on.

That's not the point, and you're now thinking "I don't care".
Right. So here's something to visually demonstrate it. I love this thing, for all its innocence and depravity. It's long, but watch it. Or I'll hunt you down.