Ok, so given that I haven't written or done much of anything at all in the past..oh...4 months, I figure going hog wild on ridiculous costume ideas this week is the most easy, accessible and entertaining way to win back readership.
Today's selection: Costume wearers I'd never trust around young children.
We have everything from the drooling cycloptic patio umbrella...
To Roald Dahl throwback with a transsexual haircut Pederast
To the I'm-probably-56-years-old-and-male-under-here situation
The "Ok now we're really calling the cops. This is the third time we've seen him in the playground this week" (he's new!)
The rotting husk of a wax museum obsessed serial rapist.
So..just...no. Really, really, really just no to this guy as a babysitter.
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